3 Dude Cast

The dudes discuss the best and worst things they ever bought. This one goes all the way back to the Nintendo Entertainment System and as recent as some shiny new instruments. We talk debt, addiction, and the insatiable quest for meaningless stuff. Isn't that what it's all about?

This week we talked about why we all wanted to learn to play the guitar. I mean, at least some of the time we do. Most of this episode is detours within detours. That's the way we like it here on the dudecast.

In this episode, the dudes discuss bullshit in its many forms, and try to solve the world's excess of bullshit in a few hours. Handily done. Also, we learn the proper name for a group of Disney princesses, dish out some EA hate, and play a game of would you rather.

The dudes discuss the finer points of why we laugh, how we laugh, the subtleties of comedy, and penises. And butts. And things that are universally funny, including penises and butts.

The dudes talk about sports in the big roundup sports episode! Early picks, the state of the leagues, and why exactly God hates Cleveland.

This week we talk about getting older. It blows. It blows in every conceivable way. It wrecks our bodies, our heads, and most definitely our dingle drangles. Man. Life's a bitch. And some scholars say after this, you die. We consult the textbooks and find, yep, that's it. (DAS IT?)

Tonight we discuss the guests we wish we could have had, and of course definitely would have had, had they not already, you know, died. We talk a lot about smart people stuff, dumb people stuff, a big giant guy named Philip, and the ways our weiners all connect. That's you out there too, guys!

This week we atone for our sins by confession our drunk mistakes past and near present. This is by far the most cringe inducing episode for your intrepid hosts. Get ready for a wholly confessional 20th episode, featuring Doug Flutie's prolapsed anus. Trust us.

This week, we come back from our two-week haitus with the smorpin' and dorpin' mega episode! 10 beers, three cigars, and our opinions on each, including the best two of the night!

The dudes discuss good old fashioned pranks, and the joys of surprising people with varying degrees of terror and/or frustration. Along the way, the seventh secretary general of the U.N. was a sex doll. Sorry, world. Sorry everyone.