3 Dude Cast

This week we talk about technology of the past, present, and future, with our special guest Dan! Cow puns abound as we talk about computers, phones, old games, and buttholes, as is tradition.

This week we talk about all the things in life that are bullshit, the undeserved minutia of human experience that sucks and we shouldn't have to deal with. Along the way we prototype a more perfect (if nightmarish) human, discuss what things do and don't fit into our urethras, and improperly observe September the 11th. You know what to expect by now, right?

This week we're back for the first time in a while to talk about obsession. The stuff you can't shake, the earworm pop song of summer, and more. Along the way Mayor McCheese suffers a cruel fate and we learn a lot about Maine. And Uncle Tom. We're sorry. We're so sorry.

This week we talk about our dreams, and their inevitable collision with a force known as "reality." We also talk about some of our fears, handyman erotica, and a truly limitless supply of cow puns. Puns, puns, motherfucking puns.

This week we tell some of our funniest stories, both ours and otherwise, with our special guest Aubrey! We learn a lot about the human urethra, creamed corn, and the endless war over the proper type and usage of peanut butter. Also some gnats die in the process. We don't respect them.

This week we talk about what it means to be a good man. Trying to get in touch with our dudely side, our dudely abilities, and our dudely dreams, we learn a lot and pick up some legitimate ambitions. Mostly it's just jizz stuff though. We're really sorry, we tried to to avoid it, but it just kind of happened. We'd like to provide a more family friendly experience of this show, but it's just not happening. Maybe next year.

The dudes talk about lady luck. A sweetie at times and a cruel mistress at others, we talk about the propensity for people to lean on luck, ascribe a motive to luck, or to curse it altogether. Also Cousin Skeeter makes an appearance.

Tonight we talk about what we'd do with a million bucks, whether money buys happiness, dreams and nightmares, and the essence of art. Memes are dada.

Tonight the dudes talk about things they've lost, found, and never found. We also talk about cool video games, sentimental value, and what if we were just like really really buff. But like too buff.

Tonight we discuss the most annoying, funniest, or most noteworthy tropes in TV and film. Spoiler alert, we talk about some movies from two decades ago, so maybe just watch some fuckin' movies before crying spoiler. Come on, man, it's 2018.